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Not having hit $1000 for Fritsche yet (Fix this. Yes - you. convenient link to donation page).
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Netflix cancelled their Marvel shows, especially Daredevil.
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Four star reviews on a five star scale.
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Miracle whip.
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BLTs with copious amounts of mayonnaise.
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BLTs with undercooked bacon.
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Those employed to be craftsman whose only craft is not being crafty (especially when their craft is milkshake making).
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Straws not properly sized to the things which they deliver, like well crafted milkshakes.
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Milkshakes not properly mixed (looking at you, Portillos).
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Milkshakes with cheap chocolate syrup (looking at you, Arby’s).
